i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
(via pizza)
GER (General Education Requirements) are the biggest scams in the CUNY system.
facts.
(via sleeplessreader)
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
what
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no