Vicki.

twenty.

instagram: victoriaannecatherine

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via pizza)

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boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

(via itsahhmemario)

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catliketendencies:

the one that got away aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents

(via pizza)

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I’m going to miss your green eyes and how you’d hold me while watching tv or how you’d play with my hair and end up putting 10,000 knots in it. I’m going to miss everything about you.

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14 hours ago

no:

*reblogs my own post 96 times in 3 days* wtf.. This got notes?

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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iamcompletecrap:

i wish i was even half as brave as finn

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via pizza)

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putuksstuff:

Team Rocket announces their scheme to take over this particular electronics store.

putuksstuff:

Team Rocket announces their scheme to take over this particular electronics store.

(Source: fawken, via ruinedchildhood)

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tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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