Vicki.

twenty.

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― John Green (via psych-quotes)

(via psych-quotes)

You do not immortalize the lost by writing about them. Language buries, but does not resurrect.
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insassingaround:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

you can tell he’s ready for the challenges of fatherhood

insassingaround:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

you can tell he’s ready for the challenges of fatherhood

(via its-a-secret-to-everybody)

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2012-10-11

cuteyahooanswers:

Why don’t balloons fly when I Blow them up?

Everywhere else they are always floating but mine fall when I blow them up? Is the oxygen in my breathing not good enough? Should I go to a doctor

(via pizza)

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venusaurphobia:

Hi, my name is Horserider Jeep and today I’ll be talkin’ about the best two ways to get around.

(via bacon-kisses)

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via pizza)

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sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

(via lyss-idk)

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poems from my uncles grave (via truples)

(Source: irynka, via lyss-idk)

13 things my uncle told me before he died:
not everyone has the blessing to understand sadness
when waiting at the bus stop, it’s okay to smoke cigarettes
never touch anyone else’s clothes at the laundromat
it’s okay to miss the people who were bullets to you
when your grandmother asks you how you are, be honest
never be afraid to say “no” even after you’ve said “yes”
if someone tells you graffiti isn’t art, prove them wrong
remember people by their eye color not their clothes
you’re allowed to like dark chocolate with tangerines
don’t lie that you don’t have a lighter when you really do
turn your phone off every once in a while and find the moon
if you want a tattoo, don’t let anyone tell you not to get it
if you ever find yourself at the graveyard, read the names
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true-floridian:

this is too inappropriate to not reblog

(Source: g-uys, via sylveeeuhhh)

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rawr-its-michelle:

i never hit reblog so fast in my life

(Source: a-torv, via pizza)

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gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

(via pizza)

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ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

(via bacon-kisses)

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You can always count on Phyllis to tell it like it is.

You can always count on Phyllis to tell it like it is.

(Source: aquaticrecords, via bacon-kisses)

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